Singa-pore!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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So ya, i went to Singapore 2 days ago, or something, like that. No-one probably knows this anyway but I did!!! Oo-wee-ooh! And i bought stuff, obviously.

The point is....something.

But i did buy this:

NERF GUN!!!!

And it's actually fun!

My trip in a really short amount of time: I BOUGHT THINGS AND MORE THINGS AND THEN I TOOK A FLY THINGY BACK TO BRUNEI THE END.

WOohoo, the end!

How's life?

Friday, August 7, 2009
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Apparently there's this board game which asks you deep questions like "What is life?" and "What makes you human?" Strangeeee, eh?

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-EH!

Recently, I've been doing things. I have many games to review....Muhahahaha! So many reviews, too bad I only do them once a week.

Oh well, don't want to spoil the surprise....meheheheh.

On the other hand, this has been coming for a long time....

Chapter 7? (i think)
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After the lost chapter, Why the walrus was strange. He had been seeing people again.

Or was he being stalked by his grandmother??? He looked behind him.

Only a window...."I HAVE A WINDO...oh wait. I doooo!"

He felt happy. Suddenly his window exploded.

"AAAAH! FLYING WHITE SHARP THINGS!" he shouted.

Advertising. It's funny.

Thursday, August 6, 2009
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ADVERTS!!! ADVERTS!!! ADVERTS !!!!!!

ADVERBEDERTS!!!!

Anyway, before I get to talk about adverts, here's a song I made, sing it as if you're whistling.

An annoying song
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(whistling tune)
La la lu lu le le hulu hulu
hilir hilir hulu lulu rulu rulu rilir hala hulu gulu gula gili gula
la la lu lu le le hulu AAAH!!!!!!
(deka deka deka deka deka)

And now back to the thing about adverts. Also, the above song was sang while holding a water gun sitting on a chair. And it made no sense.

Also, ADVERTEBERTS!!!!!

Well, you see, like a certain same-named person who does advertising on his blog, SO WILL I!

For money.




.....erm. Not really, but If i had a webcam I would see how you would react.

Game Review: Audiosurf

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
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SOOOOO...i'm gonna review it. Eh. ALSO, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

IF U WANT ME TO REVIEW A GAME, ASK IN MY CBOX!!!!!
Thank you and have a nice day.

Now, back to my reviewy.

AUDIOSURF

Audiosurf is a music/rhythm game, except the only thing is you provide the music. In Audiosurf, you select a music to play and Audiosurf generates a track from it, fast music like Canon Rock makes downhill tracks and slow music makes uphill tracks. As you go along the track, you have to collect blocks in order to make clusters of three or more blocks in each row.

Gameplay:8/10 - The gameplay is fast-paced when it needs to be and slow when it needs to be slow. While the game itself is fun, and replayable, the only drawback is the concept of collecting clusters itself is pretty boring. Other than that, the game is superb.

Music - 10/10 - I rate the music a 10 out of 10, because it depends on you. The music in this game, apart from the main screen tune, and background music, is all up to you. You provide the music for this game, hence if you don't like the music, try a different track that you do like.

Graphics - 10/10 - The graphics in this game is stunning. The tracks are done well, the background has all kinds of effects from stars to tentacle-like things which grab at you at the end of each track. All in all, the effects in this game are superb and well done.

Story - N/A - What story? There is no story.

Replayablity - 10/10 - The replayablity is great, especially with all kinds of different modes. Play the same song in three different difficulties, and try to beat personal bests. It's a whole lot of fun playing the same song over and over again, and it's guaranteed not to bore you for a long time. A seriously long time.

Audiosurf is a great music game, and if its gameplay could be a little bit better and less puzzle-like, you could be staring at a well made, perfect game. It's amazing, and with more than 10 modes of gameplay, each with its own unique perks, you won't get bored of this masterpiece for a while.

Revealing done now, reviewing done tomorrow.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009
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THIS IS IT.
IT'S TIME TO REVEAL THE....AWESOME MYSTERY GAME!!!

And it's name is:
AUDIOSURF!!!!

(pic below)

Im not bothered to do a review today btw ftw wtw, so it shall be done TOMORROW OR SOME OTHER DAY. To not disappoint you, here is a small excerpt from the lost chapter of Why the Walrus

The lost chapter
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Why the Walrus was late for work. What work, he didn't know, and for all he knew, he didn't have no job. Anyway, he was late for nothing. ALL FOR NOTHING. That equals zero.

He learnt math. Math was so happy, that it made him feel un-homeless, and smart.

I mean "SMIRT". Because that's how walruses pronounce it.

I feel smirt today, he said on his t-shirt. He walrused, "T-SHIRTS CAN SAID??"

The t-shirt can said, said the t-shirt. Why the walrus started going into a fit

"THISMAKESNOSENSETHISMAKESNOSENSETHISMAKESNOSENSE".

And no sense, did it make. Now it was time for dinner.





Announ-cement again...

Sunday, August 2, 2009
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You know, sometime last time as in a few day kind of time before last time time? Well, yeah, remember I said there was this AWESOME game that I was gonnna talk about.

Well, read below to find out...

















THAT IT'S NOT GONNA BE REVEALED TODAY!

But i'll tell you what it starts with...a letter.

Also, there was this creepy thing that happened as I was writing, the bathroom door started creaking and opened by itself. CREEEEEPY.

And if you read below this...

Chapter 5
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Why the walrus touched the coffee. I meant too-shay, as in fencing too-shay, for he had a fencing sword. He cut the coffee mug, and coffee spilled all over his foot.

YOWWEEEE!!!

But then he realized that WEEEE!!! was not in his home and he could not say YO to WEEEE!!!

He was disappointed...

Why the walrus? CHAPTER 4???

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Okay, i didn't want to make a chapter 4, but so many people insist.

NOBODY IS PERFECT. I AM INDIFFERENT.

Chapter 4
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Why the walrus woke up from his never ending sleep into a never ending waking up. And it was because of the coffee. "I HAVE A COFFEE?" he gasped.

Walruses cannot gasp, he thought.

"I HAVE A COFFEEEEE?" he walrused. He looked at the table.

He had coffee.

UPDATE!! ON LIFE:

Things happened. I watched some tv, and did things.

I didnt had coffee.